Shoemoney: legend or legendary bullshitter?
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Often in life, we hear of people who are legends in their own time. In the case of Shoemoney, we may have that, but we have something even dearer: a legend in his own mind! And let’s face facts, if loving yourself were a crime, Jeremy Schoemaker would get a life sentence. I’ve researched this character all I could, and I can honestly say, I’d enjoy spending his money as much as my own.
I’ll be honest folks, it’s the money that draws me to this post about Shoemoney. Jeremy loves spending it, and I love receiving it. In fact, Shoemoney is known for living large. I think I actually caught a post once by Jeremy where he stated he made $10,000,000 monthly from Azoogle Ads, so you better believe the lap dances aren’t free when he’s around.
Homey’s car is so large it won’t fit into his garage. Rumor has it, his head won’t fit in his hat, either.
So that’s it for today’s Shoemoney report. His money for Google might be safe, but MSN and Yahoo are probably already pushing this page to number one. I can’t wait for my “hummer” from Shoemoney. I hope it feels great 
P.S. help make me number one for the term Shoemoney. I would really love to get some of that Azoogle fortune.
Mess with the “Shoe” and you get the Screw.
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15 Responses to “Shoemoney: legend or legendary bullshitter?”
It looks like he has a tiger in the backseat.
I don’t know too many people that own one of those.
By Heather on May 23, 2006
wha the fuck is this shoemoney
By fucker on May 24, 2006
No clue. You know as much as me. I checked out his site, but I only had 5 minutes, so I haven’t been able to really get a feel for him.
He is a good looking guy, though…I can’t take that away from him.
By Darren McLaughlin on May 24, 2006
With that kind of money you’ld think he could at least buy some hair.
By chris on May 24, 2006
Sharp eye, Heather. Maybe it’s a polecat or a bobcat? It looks a lot more ferocious than a normal housecat.
Yes, Chris, he could get a wig or something similar because of his wealth. He chooses not to for branding reasons.
Darren
By Darren McLaughlin on May 24, 2006
Perhaps its a dog of some sort?
It’s hard to tell with the shine coming off the rims.
By Heather on May 24, 2006
Could be a bear cub. Who knows? Point is, it’s something fierce…i.e…another symbol of his ferocity.
I’m a lot kinder and gentler than him. Notice the Duck mascot on Sootle.
By Darren McLaughlin on May 24, 2006
Ahh, so it’s a dog. Gotya.
By Darren McLaughlin on May 26, 2006
Do none of you realise a shoemoney is a creature?
By Shoemoney on Jun 2, 2006
Sadly this contest has ended early.
Seems the Shoe didn’t take a few extra moments to weigh possible problems he might have had announcing a contest like this?
Check out his website for more info..
BTW..You took 7th in Yahoo..
By Heather on Jun 4, 2006
Yes indeed. The contest ended on 6/2/2006. I had no idea it was already over for the last few days.
I have no idea who won, if anyone. I won’t be claiming any prizes.
I’d consider that a big waste of my time.
By Darren McLaughlin on Jun 4, 2006